Golden Syrup

Seriously, the work here never ends!
I was waiting the whole of last week to get to this week, and now this week comes and it turns out this week is going to be worse, and I have coursework (which I haven't started yet) due in tomorrow. That's tomorrow as in Tuesday the 9-6 when do I even have time to hand this stuff in tomorrow. I'm a gonna have ta take a pack-lunch or something.
On a different note, Chicken with ham and melted cheese inside it is pure awesome in taste. yes, I went shopping today, so now I have FOOD! I had kind of run out of food (except for pasta and rice and stuff, but it gets pretty boring on its own after a while) and breakfast cereal. Combined with the fact that having to cook you're own food takes effort, this meant that I had started not really eating so much. As in plain ol' pretty much not eating. Or at least only twice a day, but as a diabetic I'm aware that I'm really not supposed to do that. Sorry to everyone out there who tries to make me into a good little diabetic person. It didn't really work out like that last week.
And sorry for the lack of kindof crazy convo's ever here. I dunno what's up.
I was going to talk about how a good ol' tin of Lyles Golden Syrup would make a pretty good murder weapon in terms of discreteness, added to the fact that its rather heavy, but in reality it wouldn't really work. Its too stubby to get any good momentum when you went in for the swing, unless you had a handbag or something. In which case you might as well stuff it with rocks. Also although it doesn't look that unusual walking round with a tin of syrup, (compared to, say, a gun) its not the most discreet thing either. People might ask questions. Thus I conclude that a tin of golden syrup would only make a good murder weapon if it was spur of the moment, and you had a good handbag. Otherwise I would have to say that Mr Dahl had a pretty awesome idea with the frozen leg of lamb. Genius.
May I also say "Please don't kill anyone with Golden Syrup as an experiment, you'll make me feel bad."





Although apparently Golden Syrup would make a pretty good "weapon" if you can bring it to life.

(I feel really bad for calling it a 'weapon' now. T~T you can't call the toffee monster a weapon, its not his fault! He just wants to be loved!!!)